Keeping the position of number one son requires a certain amount of ingenuity. Twelve year old Greg has inherited his father's competitive streak. On a family holiday to Fiji they have different ideas about where Greg should focus his talents. When his creative pursuits fail to amuse his father Greg goes to bizarre lengths to win him back.
- Genre: Comedy
- Studio: Room Four Films Production
- Keyword: beauty contest, bikini, cross dressing, family holiday, fiji, female impersonator, competitiveness, short film
- Cast: Callan McAuliffe, John Batchelor, Diana Glenn, Steve Le Marquand, Pippa Grandison, Ivy Latimer